My sweet husband went on a food run last night for me because apparently I was going to die of starvation (of course I'm a little dramatic), but by the time he got back I wasn't hungry anymore because I was so nauseated. :-( I got ZERO sleep last night from being so nauseous, so of course this morning was a struggle. I woke my girls up, took a shower, and piddled around whinning to my 8 year old about how I don't wanna go to work...I don't think she cared.
Anyway, I went to the fridge to start making my daughter's lunch and BAM, it hit me. The smell. I had the bright idea last night that my *chinese* food that Kevin went to get me would be ok to save so I could take to work with me in the morning. BAD IDEA. It literally took less than 2 seconds for me to puke right there on the floor of my kitchen. Fun times.
So after cleaning that up, I had to hold my breath and breathe in and out of my mouth only, while making my daughter's lunch, so that I wouldn't smell that putrid scent.
When we finally make it into the car to head off to school, that's when I realize I haven't even done my damn hair...FML. Seriously, who forgets to brush their hair? Well we were already running late, so I just ran back in the house and grabbed a brush and some hairspray so I could attempt to fix my hair at work. My daughter said "why don't you just tell the people at work, What, you forgot it was crazy hair day today?"...somehow I don't think that would have worked out.
Thankfully there was a major traffic jam on the highway (never thought I'd say that) and it caused everyone to be late to work (except me b/c I come the opposite way!). So I was able to sneak in with no one seeing me look like I escaped from prison. No, really. I'm not kidding. I looked a hot mess. I fixed my hair the best I could in the women's restroom and now I just wanna go home!
It can only get better, right?
6 comments:
This sounds like such a crappy day...but I gotta tell ya-you just made my day with this HI-Larious post!!!
Girl, I'm so so sorry!!! I will admit I did laugh...but I feel so bad for you. I was hoping this sickness would be gone...maybe by 12 weeks..hopefully?!!!
You are FUNNY. Seriously, all the kids are wearing their hair messy :) The grunge look is back! You coulda played it off!
K
You should just shave you head like I do. Seriously, I just wake up and I'm ready for work. It's worth a shot!
Hope you feel better.
Your Friend, m.
BWAHAHA...wait..OH...My bad.. Girl, that sounds awful but it was funny and your daughter is hilarious! I like her idea I woulda went with it or just threw up on the floor at work and then went home, whatevs.. Hope you feel better soon, praying you get some relief from that morning sickness!
That is so funny what your daughter said! That really sucks you're so sick, I can't imagine. It's gotta get better! Hugs!!
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